⛔️Single room in Stratford⚠️

Area:

Stratford

Postcode:

E15

Available:

Now

Min term:

3 months

Max term:

None

Short lets considered:

Yes

Single room:

£600pcm

Looking for a home where the rules only apply to you? Welcome to the quietest room in London, where your landlord's voice is the only one allowed to echo through the halls.

Why choose this room?
* Extreme Silence (For You Only): I demand absolute quiet from my tenants. However, as the Master of the House (and Lead Tenant), I reserve the right to host late-night kitchen parties with my friends until 3 AM. It’s not noise; it’s "atmosphere."

* Selective Hygiene Standards: I expect the stovetop to be spotless after your use. If I see a smudge, it’s definitely yours. Meanwhile, feel free to ignore my own grease splatters or the growing "ecosystem" of rotting dishes I keep hidden in the cupboards and oven.

* Waste Management Specialist: I’ll insist you take the bins out the second they’re full. Don't worry about my turn—I’ve officially retired from bin-duty.

* Premium Boundary-Free Living: "Privacy" is a flexible concept here. Expect deep, personal, and borderline harassing questions at any hour. I might even check in on you while you’re in the bathroom just to ask: "What are you doing in there?"

* Gourmet Milk Sharing Program: I love milk—specifically yours. If you see a mysterious red wine stain on the rim of your milk bottle, don’t be alarmed. That’s just me having a direct swig to save on washing glasses.

* Eco-Friendly Appliances: Enjoy a vintage fridge featuring "Artisanal Frost Cracks" and an oven that doubles as a decorative storage unit because it doesn’t actually work.

* Orthopedic "Budget" Mattress: I provide a mattress so cheap it’ll give your spine a new shape. Chiropractor bills not included.

* Invisible Cleaning Service: Your rent includes "Monthly Cleaning," which is so exclusive and high-end that it’s actually invisible. You’ll never see it happen, but you’ll definitely pay for it!

* The Surprise Deposit Deduction: I won't mention the "Cleaning Fee" when you move in, but I’ll happily deduct it from your deposit when you leave. Note: I still won't hire a cleaner, but I’ll enjoy the extra cash.
Strictly no guests allowed (for you). I’m the only one who gets to bring the party home.

If you enjoy being gaslit while sleeping on a rack and having your milk tasted, this is the place for you!

Location info

• Stratford
• E15

Extra costs

Deposit

£350.00

Bills included?

Yes

Amenities

Furnishings

Furnished

Garden/terrace

Yes

Disabled access

Living room

No

Broadband included

Yes